Imagine arriving back at your hotel room after a long day, tapped out and desperately in need of a relaxing yet captivating read. You consider cracking open the Gideon Bible, but you’re too exhausted to search through the entire book to find the truly captivating passages.
It doesn’t have to be this way!
Imagine a world where hotels all across this great nation of ours keep their bedside nightstands stocked with copies of Bible Funmentionables: A Lighthearted Look at the Wildest Verses You’ve NEVER Been Told! Now you can do your part to give road-weary travelers their own biblical chucklefest by helping to sponsor the Hotel Funmentionables program. Not nearly as naughty as it sounds, Hotel Funmentionables will apply your generous donation to the important work of getting the book Bible Funmentionables into inns, B&Bs, hostels, hotel/motels, and similar establishments of public lodging that agree to place them into their nightstands.
The Lord has a history of making his presence known to lodgers:
At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. —Exodus 4:24
Won’t you do your part today and contact firstname.lastname@example.org to make your donation?
We also seek your help in finding hotels (etc.) that would be interested in placing these books at the bedside of travelers in need of a divinely-inspired titter, guffaw, or even just a chortle.
For as it says in the Good Book:
“God has made me laugh. Everyone who hears will laugh with me.” —Genesis 21:6